Bad Pick Up Lines, Vol1

Once upon a time there was a guy in a bar who decided to have a go with this pick up line:

(Bear in mind that I could be described as rather… busty)

Him: “So, do you go to the gym?”

Me. “Err, yes, why?”

Him: “You look like you’ve been using the chest press a lot!”

No luck for this poor fellow with me.

xx Emily

One thought on “Bad Pick Up Lines, Vol1

  1. Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell
    and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She placed the
    shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is
    entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!

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