Bad Pick Up Lines, Vol 2

Once upon a time there was a  fat, ugly middle age man in a bar who decided to have a go with this pick up line with my stunning, tall and blonde friend who was about 19 at the time:

“You…. you are …. you are a swan!”

 

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PS feel free to send bad pick up lines you’ve heard to bedtimestories@live.com and don’t forget to follow us at Twitter @101bedtimestory

xx, Emily

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