Bad Pick Up Lines Vol. 3

Once upon a time there was a well known creep who used to make his way around every girl in the room trying to get her to sleep with him.

He came over to me and tried this –

“I really fancied your pal but it turns out she has a boyfriend, how are you doing?”

Whilst placing his arm around my shoulder.

By Darcy Greene

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2 thoughts on “Bad Pick Up Lines Vol. 3

  1. That’s a howler!
    I actually overheard a guy in a pub say “Can I just check if any of you ladies are lesbians? Only, I don’t want to waste money buying a round of drinks if there’s no chance.” My toes curled up enough to give me cramp!

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