Bad Pick Up Lines Vol. 3

Once upon a time there was a well known creep who used to make his way around every girl in the room trying to get her to sleep with him. He came over to me and tried this – “I …

Bad Pick Up Lines, Vol 2

Once upon a time there was a  fat, ugly middle age man in a bar who decided to have a go with this pick up line with my stunning, tall and blonde friend who was about 19 at the time: …

Bad Pick Up Lines, Vol1

Once upon a time there was a guy in a bar who decided to have a go with this pick up line: (Bear in mind that I could be described as rather… busty) Him: “So, do you go to the …