A Night at the Opera

Once upon a time there was a girl who although she’d had her fair share of heartbreaks still believed that there was a Prince Charming waiting for her somewhere… A few months after a break up that left me totally …

Bad Pick Up Lines Vol. 3

Once upon a time there was a well known creep who used to make his way around every girl in the room trying to get her to sleep with him. He came over to me and tried this – “I …